Purposelessly Kaleidoscopic Illuminations: Archive

I have a 50p from 2011 with a 2012 Olympics design on… Yeah…

Jan 30th

I want

A fucking hug. >.<

Jan 29th

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Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?

ben-niece: \O

Jan 29th

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NEW THING:

sectumsortia: I can actually follow my BFF on Tumblr instead of stalking her sometimes bc I’m nosey :’] Snap :3 AND I can reblog stuff from yours that I’ve wanted to reblog for ages :’] E.g, “I can wave my wand around in public without getting arrested!” But that must wait until tomorrow, because I AM going to bed now<3

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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echoesforsilence asked: OWCH! Don't tell me I'm useless ;/
ya skanky hoe!

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Well

I’m off to to go dream of boys in dressing gown capes and flying tea cups<3

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

The new “psssshhhhhhhhhhhht” spray that mum bought smells nice. Kinda fruity but kind of ….tangy? Yeah, I can’t describe it :’]

Jan 29th

My legs ache.

:( But I’m dancing like a goon :3 \O/

Jan 29th

echoesforsilence asked: I refuse to answer your question regarding my rapping/dancing skills. :')

Jan 29th

You remember

That awkward transition called puberty? Where you go through all those shitty changes and your emotions are crazy and you go from being a little KID to some half formed teenage creature that isn’t quite an adult yet? And there’s all this gross stuff going on but there’s also these sudden awesome things you can do because your parents trust you that little bit more? Yeah, that...

Jan 29th

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I miss

So many things it’s unreal. I Miss Going to the post office to get a slushy. How slushies meant it was officially summer. Lying in the middle of the car park talking about zoomy eyes with Phil Half 6 at the traffic lights. The railings. The swings. Lying on the grass outside the park. The photoshoot with Lauren and Phil. French with Elly. Our timetable of who sat next to each other on what...

Jan 29th

Lol!No.

“If you are single put this as your status. If someone puts a ♥ in your inbox they want to change that :) x” No, it means they want to shag you.

Jan 29th

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Wait...What?

“u r screaming of insecurity and unhappiness “ I am? Seriously, you think so? I was not aware of this… Granted, this is coming from a 30 year old who can’t spell but y’know, I’m screaming of insecurity and unhappiness. Not quite sure where he got that from but it must be true! Because he said so!

Jan 29th

Must

Get Planning Now …..NOW …………………………………………… -_-‘

Jan 29th

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT?! SHE’S A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG! A BITCH! HER MUM’S A BIGGER BITCH BUT THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT! Omg. Just… Just no. How do you go from her to HER? I barely even know you and I’m this close to referring you to a therapist. I give it a week before you realise what an arsehole she is.

Jan 29th

FHRUEGYMG!RAGE!

WHY YOU NOT LET ME ON MY HOTMAIL YOU BITCH?! That’s a really mean thing to do :(

Jan 29th

echoesforsilence asked: I'll not lie, that temporarily confused the shit out of me, but I caught up, Yeah I kinda like how if you let your eyes out of focus it kinda looks like the top of a city scape or a rainy cab window :') sad I know.

And IKR!? How dare they refuse to give me free food and such -.- there's an empty Cadbury Dairy Milk Caramel wrapper on my desk taunting me... I hate it.

Jan 29th

Tumblr Challenge{2} Day 19 - "someone that pesters...

Erm…. Can I say the character in my stories? Because nobody really pesters my mind, they just flit into it, run around for a few minutes and then skip off… Is it weird to describe it like that? Who the hell am I asking these questions to?! Probably myself…. I should stop writing the first thing that enters my head.

Jan 29th

Day 19 — A talent of yours

Haha!! LOL! Talent? What talent?? I’d say reading, but that’s something everyone’s supposed to be able to do. Then again, not many people can nowadays so maybe it IS a talent :D I’d ask my parents but they’d give me a sarcastic answer like “evading getting a job” or “being a lazy ass” Erm… I have 10 penises? Is that a talent or just good...

Jan 29th

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echoesforsilence asked: Oh erm... well basically, I have no monies but need various household necessities, milk, bacon, toilet roll, cigarettes, bread, butter, sandwich filling, sugar, cheese and conditioner etc... y'know, not a lot, but more than i can afford, and I downloaded that tesco app for a laugh (It's beyond fun just scanning stuff in my flat :') (I'm quite bored this weekend btw)) and I...

Jan 29th

Tumblr Challenge{2} Day 18 - “The person you wish...

…. God? Wait, I forgot; he doesn’t exist. Me? Because I’m all awesome and shizz? No? Okay. Could I be a character from a book? Okay, I’m answering now…. FICTION; Eragon. Yes I know he’s a boy but come on; He’s a Dragon Rider! REAL-LIFE; P!nk.

Jan 29th

echoesforsilence asked: Oh and this is the same theme I use for my journo account :3 http://thepaulstreetjournal.tumblr.com :'3

Jan 29th

Dad...

Would you be so kind as to close the goddamn door, some of us aren’t wearing a fleece jumper underneath a giant-ass coat.

Jan 29th

Day 18 — Whatever tickles your fancy

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR OFBB. IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM. I’M LYING. IT CAME TO ME TODAY WHILE MAKING OTHER PEOPLES’ BEDS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T BE ARSED TO JUST STRAIGHTEN THE GODDAMN QUILT BUT THIS IS BESIDES THE POINT \O/ (I renamed this as a challenge because…..Because this tickles my fancy)

Jan 29th

Tumblr Challenge{2} Day 17 - “someone from your...

Lizzie<3

Jan 27th

Tumblr Challenge{2} Day 16 - “someone not in your...

Well…. Jay’s not in my city.

Jan 27th

Day 16 — A song that makes you cry (or nearly)

Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most

Jan 27th

I should probably

Get planning, what with me having no idea what I’m writing and all…. I hate planning >.> Hot chocolate time \O/

Jan 27th

I Hate LiveJournal

fiohfro;naejgnjfd’juhn I find it so confusing but I’m taking part in Original Fiction Big Bang even though I don’t have a clue how to use it and I’m going to have to ask my friend a lot of questions about it, possiby making her mad at me but she’s the one that wants me to do OFBB so she can goddamn help me. Oh, and I love how because I don’t go on LiveJournal...

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go unpunished.

Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped.

Jan 26th

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Does anybody else....

Think that <3 looks like an ice cream?

Jan 26th

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Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
Donnie: Regret.

Jan 26th

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“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”

Jan 26th

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HARRY CUNNINGHAM YOU GENIUS \O/

He didn’t die :3

Jan 26th