Screw this, I’m going to bed. … Naked.
My boss hates me, I swear it.
I should really get my arse out of this chair and stop reading…
A little library, growing larger every year, is an honourable part of a man’s...– Henry Ward Beecher
Sometimes I wonder if people even read properly anymore. This is what one girl put on a forum about Myrnin, a character in the Morganville series; “I always thought Myrnin was around 40. I mean, I know he’s a vampire, so he’s way older, but I always imagine he’d have stuck at the age of 40.” He is described as being “Frozen at the age of maybe twenty-five.” Do you people just skim read or...
So it turns out that BOTH of my dads are arseholes -_-‘ Lucky me.
Sir Patrick Stewart is on cbeebies story time!! :D
A hug for whoever can tell me what’s on the tv in the picture below this post :D
Don’t you just love the feel of un-walked-on carpet :3
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via itookadeepbreath)
I had a dream last night where an old friend I haven’t talked to in about a year and a half, forgave me. Also, my best friend in the dream was a 33 year old woman who had string for hair, a swirly tattoo that spanned between her breasts and happened to be 4ft 7….
I love how all my friends’ msn pictures are all pretty and I’m-So-Coy-And-Shy-And-Look-Totally-Perfect and mine’s just; Look, I Have A Mug And No Make-Up…. Hmmmmmm.
I JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES WRITING A POST AND ALL TUMBLR DID WAS POST THE FREAKING TITLE! WHAT A FREAKING MORON!
Is very sore :(
I hate that even though I KNOW he’s an arsehole of a dad, he still has the ability to upset me.
Please tell me I’m not the only person who doesn’t like Lady Gaga? I mean, everyone’s saying how awesome she is and how she’s so out there and is so different and how everybody else is just following Lady Gaga’s example and how her new song Born This Way is so amazingly epic but I think they’re all delusional.
itookadeepbreath: is there any better feeling than freshly shaven legs on nice clean sheets? nope…i don’t think there is.
Screw You >.>
I don’t think I could have gotten a more uncaring, arsehole of a biological dad if I tried. I hope you enjoy spending your birthday with your new girlfriend rather than your two daughters. Dick.
The soundtrack to Easy A is simply amazing. Current favourite song; Jessie J - Sexy Silk
My brother of three years old just came running in to me shouting “HARRY POTTER FLYING! HARRY POTTER FLYING! COME SEE, COME SEEEEEEE!” Turns out that in the last Shrek film, Shrek flies a broom, meaning that Ben associates flying broomsticks with Harry Potter. There is hope for them yet<3
Why does this laptop have a Bing toolbar instead of a google one -_-‘ Dude I need a salad >.>
RAGE MAN, RAGE.
sectumsortia: I’m going to go and pet my hair to make me feel better. PHIL WTH CAN I NOT ASK YOU A QUESTION >.< Well, when you get back to your beloved latop, take a look at this reblog and click on the link, kay? http://www.contrariwise.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/n542903023_1518159_6393913.jpg Yes. Yes we should.
Wish me luck
I’m going to tip the juice down the toilet and hope she never finds out. Hopefully the fact that I still have her cardigan on my shoulders will distract her.
Why the hell
Does my mama have to have her own way? Now, my mama is not a fragile old thing that you can just gently say “no thank you” to. She’s an early sixties, only-just-retired, strong-willed woman who not only refuses to back down but always has to have the last say. First she insist I wear her cardigan because she says I feel cold and simply will not take no for an answer. Second she...
Anonymous asked: With regards to your last post.. are you ok? ;/
Once I began a book, I couldn’t put it down. It was like an addiction; I read...– Haruki Murakami I can’t describe to you how well this describes me.